you betta get ready

If you carefully peel back the side-corner of the wrap, the box beneath it could spell a clue as to the gift that lye in wait. It might be an almanac from the 70's chronicling groovish R&B rhythms and Afro picks. It could be a remastered VHS box set of season 1 of "BUCK ROGERS IN THE 21st CENTURY" ( you know, the shows where random shipmates would wrap themselves with blinking ropes of Christmas tree lights and methodically sway to bad keyboard music on a disco floor). Considering the source, all that can be assured is that whatever you receive will be a one of a kind treasure. Believe it or not, these are some of the subjects that glide through my mind when I'm programing for the show. This Saturday, a jazz like lounge sound will stir with a funk bump topped with vocals of sensuality. A kind of a who's who party, with only Miles Davis, George Clinton, and Lauren Hill showing up off the guest list, or something to that affect. Just think, all this and more can be yours if you join us at our pyramid opportunity scheme seminar being held at the Hyatt, or better yet, listen to the Under Ground Vibes and check me out after David's magic hour. DJ Hallowell's hour will start at midnight, I'll be on from 1 to 2am and rumor has it DJ Sean might stop in for 2 to 3. Don't make the naughty list and miss it! Whig lettin all a yal know